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Top Dad
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“Scratch Marks & Schoolyard Time Trials”
🎙️ Episode 229 – “Scratch Marks & Schoolyard Time Trials”
This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we slam the dad pedal to the metal and hit the NOS—because parenting doesn’t come with brakes (or insurance coverage for car scratches).
Top Dad Ken relives his high-octane days as an elementary school volunteer—think less “Cool Dad” and more “Snack Dad”—while Top Dad Matt contemplates whether Beverly Hills jail is as plush as its 90210 zip code.
Also in this episode:
🚗 Your kid scratched your car… now what?
👨🏫 Is volunteering at school noble or a caffeine-fueled chaos trip?
🍽️ Does jail come with brunch in Beverly Hills?
💨 And how many Fast & Furious quotes can we cram into 40 minutes?
It’s parenting with a turbo boost, the kind of episode that makes you laugh, cry (over your paint job), and hug your car keys tighter.
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