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Top Dad
Welcome to Top Dad, where two Midwestern dads tackle the highs, lows, and hilarious moments of dad life. We make bad jokes, talk about the everyday chaos of parenting in today’s world, and do our best to hold on to what’s left of our sanity. New episodes drop every week!
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“Conspiracies, Costco Runs & Underwear Decisions”
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🎙️ Episode 244 – “Conspiracies, Costco Runs & Underwear Decisions.”
This week on The Top Dad Podcast, we connect the dots… whether they need connecting or not.
🕵️ Dad Conspiracy Theories
From “why are socks always disappearing?” to “who keeps moving the thermostat?”—we uncover the truths they don’t want dads to know.
🛒 Meijer Breakdown & Review
Is it a grocery store? A lifestyle? A full-blown dad playground? We deep dive into aisles, deals, and the emotional rollercoaster of going in for milk and leaving with patio furniture.
🩳 Underwear: The First Decision of the Day
Boxers? Briefs? “Whatever was clean”? We tackle the who, what, when, where, and why dads make this critical morning call like it’s a boardroom decision.
🥃 The $250 Bottle of Scotch
Is it a treat? A mistake? A “don’t tell your spouse” moment? We discuss when it’s okay to splurge and how to justify it using elite dad math.
🌴 Palm Springs 2026 – Dads on Vacation
Sun. Golf. Relaxation. And at least one dad asking, “Should we have brought the kids?” (Answer: absolutely not.)
It’s part conspiracy board, part grocery trip, and part midlife vacation planning—served with sarcasm, dad logic, and just enough Scotch to make it all make sense.
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