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Fore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Advice
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đď¸ Episode 247 â âFore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Adviceâ
This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads celebrate what might be the greatest holiday on the calendar: Masters Weekend. Thatâs rightâforget birthdays, anniversaries, and major religious observances. For dads everywhere, Augusta is sacred ground.
âł Masters 2026 â We discuss every dadâs favorite weekend, the beauty of perfectly striped fairways, and why watching golf on Sunday afternoon counts as self-care.
đ Chicago Colloquialisms â From âjagoffâ to âdibs,â the Top Dads explore the language that makes Chicagoans instantly recognizable at airports.
đŤ Ho Hos vs. Swiss Rolls â One of the most heated debates in snack cake history. Friendships may not survive this discussion.
đŞ How to Eat an Oreo: Top Dad Style â Twist? Dunk? Whole thing in one bite? We reveal the scientifically questionable but highly effective dad-approved methods.
â¤ď¸ Top Dad Dating Tips for Gen Z & Alpha â The dads generously provide relationship advice despite having absolutely no business doing so. Expect wisdom that is 30% useful, 70% embarrassing, and 100% dad.
Itâs golf, snacks, Chicago accents, and dating advice from men whose idea of romance is remembering to take the garbage out before being asked.
Grab a beverage, a sleeve of Oreos, and enjoy another episode of parenting, poor decisions, and premium dad jokes.
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